No, I haven’t got a bout of diarrhoea – but after Sally Bercow yesterday we have another nauseating individual that needs to be sent back home down the U-bend: French socialist Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who has now been described as “mentally ill”. Now, I am no psychiatrist – but if the man popular known as “DSK” is indeed a few centimes short of a franc, then he has had the affliction for a very long time.

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The cistern hasn’t even refilled yet and I am needing to flush again… How much abuse can a toilet chain take? Next up is another fixture in the left-wing luvvie gallery, Vanessa Redgrave – whose current campaign is to protect the “human rights” of a bunch of Romany/gypsy/traveller/pikey/tinker/whatever-you-choose-to-call-them interlopers. Rather than prattle on and continue to cause annoyance to Basildon Council and everybody else, I’d suggest the precious Ms. Redgrave take the scruffy residents of Dale Farm and put them up in one of her many expansive (and expensive) properties – so she can experience first-hand the cultural enrichment that these people bring. “But the poor souls won’t be able to drag all of their belongings up the narrow staircase that leads to my ivory tower…” Of course daahling.

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