Christmas has come and gone, and January is almost at an end… There has been plenty to write about this year, but I’ve been busy with other projects elsewhere. Lunchtimes have not been long enough, there is just too much to write about to the point where you are left wondering where to start, and […]
I have long given up on reading a story and saying “words fail me” – because, quite frankly, they don’t any more. You just don’t have to look very far to read a tale of an animal being placed in a microwave by some mass-breeding Mekon-headed chav moron, an illegal immigrant driving the wrong way […]
I can’t believe I haven’t posted for over a month: tempus fugit. Nothing at all in November, a month that has seen Europe on the brink of financial collapse, the press being brought to book for all sorts of unseemingly skullduggery, and Libya being transformed into a healthy and flourishing democracy.
Having read this story I was going to write a short piece on our traveller/gypsy/pikey friends again, but thought better of it when I found this short but excellent piece by Telegraph blogger James Delingpole.
Life expectancy, fifty-five years. Boarded-up streets. Poverty, drugs, unemployment, misery. A local political representative that lives in a double-fronted property down the road and does not have an accessible office so those he purports to represent can speak to him.
After her silly foray in the Big Brother house, Speaker John Bercow’s wife Sally has achieved her dream and become a media columnist – for the Daily Star Sunday. It’s about time someone pulled the chain on this publicity-seeking airheaded moron – just what in God’s name is she going to “write” about? *flush*
It has taken a mass mobilisation of the police, a sudden move towards what looks like instant justice and the usual soundbites and mealy-mouthed proclamations, but it finally appears that the spate of urban unrest and looting – or this phase of it at least – is over. As the dust is beginning to settle […]
Just a quick one, as I don’t really want to kick-start what might turn out to be yet another monumental essay on urban unrest, ethnic ghettoes in the shittier parts of London and the flood of effluent nonsense spouted by leftists who cannot see the abject failure of their self-serving social experiments.
The Daily Mail is fast turning into my favourite online comedy resource. Forget all those bawdy joke sites and funny videos involving cats, if you want real genuine lowbrow entertainment, there’s no better place to go than the Daily Mail online – the masters of the slow news and non-news story.
OK, I know what you are all thinking. Gypsies. Criminals. Tony Blair. Well… No. We’ve all heard the silly stories about Elf n’ Saftee, those two ostensibly banal words that have come to mean something far more sinister in the mollycoddled, nannied, politically correct atmosphere that is modern Britain. But the idea of banning dodgem […]